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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber"
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"What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out."
"How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?"
"'babe, i'm ready' -says my wife, from the bedroom 'be right there' -i say from the bathroom, trying furiously to untangle my yo-yo string"
"I found a new way of making popcorn... just give an ear a baby"
"I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY but I'll take it."
"What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you? Camembert"
"Asked my dad to explain how big a thousandth of an inch is. ""when you go for a deep ass scratch and you look at your finger and sure it may look clean, but then you smell it."""
"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"
"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"