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Joke of the Day

"Asked my dad to explain how big a thousandth of an inch is. ""when you go for a deep ass scratch and you look at your finger and sure it may look clean, but then you smell it."""

"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."

"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."

"I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy."

"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your asshole."

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."

"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."

"I hate being bipolar, it's great"

"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."