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Joke of the Day

"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."

"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, ""Your eyeliner is really crooked."""

"Doctor Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!"

"11 million Americans spend half their income on steam ... In June."

"Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? (A glove.) First response: ""My Aunt Lydia."""

"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"

"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."

"Two mexicans are in a car. Who drives? The police officer"