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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care? Zero fucks gibbon. (sorry)"

"Of course I like you, which is why I have to act like I don't like you so you'll know how much I like you."

"I wish your vagina had a ""clear history"" button."

"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."

"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"

"Remember the old times in the Internet? Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children."

"Did you hear that Protons have mass?... I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"Anyone ever seen Stevie Wonders house? Neither has he!"

"I don't know what all this fuss is about Same Sex Marriage! Me and my wife have been having the same sex for 21yrs! It's boring but it isn't worth getting all upset over!!!"

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"