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Joke of the Day
"sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about."
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"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"
"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"
"There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up"
"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"
"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."
"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."
"My entire life I have never been able to finish anything. Most recent is this punch"
"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."