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Joke of the Day

"I think it was stupid of David Bowie keeping his cancer a secret. The amount of likes he would have got on Facebook would have saved him ten times over."

"Two lawyers walk into a bar Exam"

"Paper is so terrible..."

"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"

"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut you racist."

"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"

"My wife's just like my kids... Imaginary"

"A major financial scam kingpin walks into a bar... Then he greases the palms of all lawyers & ensures he gets away without a big penalty."

"Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't."