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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!"
Next Joke
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."
"I needed something to leave my door open.... So I left it ajar.... :'D"
"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""
"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it and get pissed off when it doesn't screw."
"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."
"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."
"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti....... ... you should have seen her face when i drove pasta"