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Joke of the Day

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti....... ... you should have seen her face when i drove pasta"

"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"

"""Dadd-"" ""No."" ""You don't even know what I was going to say!"" ""You're wearing your Superman costume and standing beside the ladder. No."""

"COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* ""Sorry this isn't my car."""

"Im using free internet because my neighbor did not protect his wifi via password."

"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."

"What do you call a woman flying a plane? A pilot, you sexist!"

"If everybody became a zombie, which zombie would be the most life-threatening one? None of them, since everybody is already dead."

"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"

"You guys should get [Naked](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/NakedJuiceLogo.png/170px-NakedJuiceLogo.png) at Costco"