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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."

"What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge? If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic."

"What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?"

"What's worse than being German on D-Day? Being single on V-Day."

"So i was making a software to help people to stop procrastinating and never finished it."

"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant"

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"