34762
Joke of the Day
"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."
Next Joke
"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."
"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."
"An Egg and a Chicken were having sex... But which came first? - Took this title from someone but changed the punchline."
"[chameleon conference] Boss: Is... everyone here? *crickets* Boss: I know Keith is. He brought the yummy crickets. Thx Keith: You're welcome"
"Why is a woman's asshole like a 9 volt battery? Because we all know it's wrong but sooner or later we're gonna put our tongue on it."
"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch."
"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."
"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"
"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"