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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that space has tons of alcohol floating around in it? It's Stellar Artois"
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"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."
"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"
"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."
"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)"
"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."
"When writing a resume, it's much more valuable to say you are an expert at ""replicate and repurpose functionality"" than ""copy and paste."""
"Stops rape every time Consent"
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."