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Joke of the Day
"You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire."
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"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."
"I lost my mood ring... ...I really don't know how I feel about it"
"Who was the first man to masturbate in space? The first man in space!"
"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"
"Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be."
"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"
"Wife. ""Did you cut the grass?"" Me. ""Yep"" Wife. ""But it doesn't look any different!"" Me. ""I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"""
"no homo but imagine sleeping with a grizzly bear and being the little spoon..shit would be 100x better than a snuggie"
"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."