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Joke of the Day

"You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire."

"I've lost 10 pounds! Well, I subtracted five for PMS. That Q-Tip I was holding must be at least a pound. Plus my hair was wet. Go, me!"

"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."

"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"

"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."

"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."

"[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!"

"Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes? Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]"

"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."