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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."

"Do you want to hear a short joke? One second......"

"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."

"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"

"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."

"I sustained a serious neck injury a few years ago... ...and I've never looked back."

"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."

"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in five years time... It makes me think of a time I won't be able to repost this fucking joke. Fuck 20/20 vision."