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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Vegan diet? Really? I'm shocked they didn't tell you already."
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"Make the little things count... teach midgets arithmetic."
"People only hate jury duty because they have to go to a courthouse. Let em stay home and they'll tweet who's guilty all day."
"Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs. Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly."
"I just bought a film with..."
"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."
"Why are you prodding me with that ruler? ""Im measuring your patience"""
"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive"
"I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish"