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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken."
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"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"
"My Aunt Rosie has sent me so many Candy Crush invites that I've legitimately stopped loving her"
"They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray"
"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."
"What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date? If you are not in bed by 12, come home."
"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"
"Never murder a death metal singer slowly... They always let out blaring death growls."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."
"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."