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Joke of the Day
"How to tell if she's odd... ...she can't even."
Next Joke
"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."
"Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba."
"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"Took my pet lion in an elevator along with shocked shoppers this morning. There was quite an uproar."
"I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell."
"No one will get this.."
"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""
"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being *special*"