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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"
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"Step 1: Get underwear with the Millennium Falcon on the butt. Step 2: Have the fastest hunk of junk in the trunk in the galaxy."
"Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar."
"How do you know if someone's a vegan? When you ask them ""Are you a vegan?"" and they say ""Yes""."
"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"
"*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory Teacher: It's the Big Bang Theory *Snoops walks out disappointed*"
"What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner? Carbon dating."
"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"
"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."