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Joke of the Day

"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."

"""oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm"" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow"

"Hard to believe the Cubs last won the World Series 108 years ago. Most of them don't look a day over 30."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan"

"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"

"What phone networks do Jedi's use? Yodafone"

"Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt-aTq0hxM"

"Do you know how to make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"

"What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim? In da Nile"

"I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction"