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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
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"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."
"I don't like to go to funerals I'm just not a mourning person."
"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"
"parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock! clock: 11:01 me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now"
"I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, ""I wanna watch""."
"Women get yeast infections So that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt."
"""You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!"" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie"
"My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped"