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Joke of the Day
"It's weird how all the UFOs started disappearing once our cameras got better."
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"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."
"What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'"
"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."
"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"My mexican friend told me he is far sided, I said so does that mean you cant see far away? to which he replied >""No, I *quinceanera*"""
"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."