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Joke of the Day
"It's weird how all the UFOs started disappearing once our cameras got better."
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"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"
"A man gets into an argument with his wife... ...and wins."
"What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking."
"Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name."
"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."
"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."
"What do you have when there's balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there's balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""
"Be a part of history! Die in a catastrophic natural disaster."