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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his better half. I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife to him as the lesser of two evils."

"Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*."

"I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes."

"It's bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting."

"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"

"I like cheese Just like cheese man"

"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I was going to go as a worthless piece of garbage for Halloween... ...but then I realized I go as that every day of the year."

"What can you never get from a gay person? a straight answer. Accepting alternate answers in the comments"

"A list of my favorite sex jokes. I don't have any..."