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Joke of the Day

"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"

"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"

"Beer makes you smart. It made Bud wiser."

"Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but, I digest."

"Whatever doesn't kill you TRIED TO KILL YOU!"

"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"

"Penis Sizes A black kid comes home from his first day of school and says, ""Momma, I have the biggest penis in the 3rd grade! Is it because I'm black?"" The mom says, ""No, nigga'! It's because your 17!"""

"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk."

"If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list."

"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."