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"I'm so done with Apple products! Their phones can't do jack..."
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"This sub has the most AMAzing jokes on Reddit."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."
"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."
"What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"What do you call two roosters having a fight? A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!"
"What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere"
"What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen? A counter reformation."