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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
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"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."
"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."
"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"
"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."
"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""