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"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."
"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"
"What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... But then it became clear to me."
"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""
"what did the gay sperm say to his compatriot? ""HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT?"""
"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"
"If you ever saw me race to the liquor store 5 mins before it closes, you'd hire me for a getaway driver in a bank heist any day."