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Joke of the Day
"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."
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"New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters. It was shift work"
"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"
"What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"Sex has a speed limit It's 68, because when you get to 69 you have to turn around"
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets."
"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"
"Hey honey, I bought some steaks. I need you to stand on this box next to me while I eat them. Because it says right here, ""Best if consumed by date on package."""
"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."