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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."

"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."

"Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga ""Jew Jitsu?"" I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it."

"I accidentally bought regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut and now my breakfast tastes like I'm attending a party sober."

"Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws."

"Why is yogurt always in debt? Because it's Greek."

"People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is."

"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"

"What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform."

"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."