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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."
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"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"
"What's a communist's favourite beverage? Leninade"
"dyslexic x 2 1) Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake at night wondering if there really was a Dog. 2) So, the dyslexic guy goes into a bra."
"What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill? Atleast I'm not single"
"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"
"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !"
"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."
"What did the dwarf say to the drunk prostitute?. High hoe, high hoe..."
"There are two kinds of people: Those who can count."