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Joke of the Day

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."

"how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday."

"What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool? Radish"

"I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap."

"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"

"God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."

"Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump? Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it."

"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"