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Joke of the Day
"Girls are like dead babies... There's several in my basement"
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"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."
"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."
"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."
"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."
"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."
"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"