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Joke of the Day
"If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?"
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"If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus."
"""Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible."" -Low-hanging fruit"
"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"
"What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense. I'll show myself out..."
"Can you ""pray away"" asparagus pee?"
"Why does Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"
"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"
"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."
"Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, ""Boy it sure is hot in here!"" the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!"""