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Joke of the Day
"Why can't gays get auto insurance? Because they're always rear-ending each other!"
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"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"
"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."
"Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now."
"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"
"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."
"I've never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It's sad as fuck."
"Admit it... You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook status."
"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."