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Joke of the Day
"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"
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"The man who discovered copper died penniless."
"Failed my biology test today They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."
"An Eskimo is holidaying in New Zealand.. His car breaks down. A Kiwi stops to help, opens the bonnet, and says ""Bro, you've blown a seal"" To which the Eskimo responds ""so what mate, you fuck sheep!"""
"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."
"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."
"Guns don't kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people."
"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""
"When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage."
"Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish... Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner."