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Joke of the Day
"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"
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"What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman? El trapo."
"Mom: Why don't you talk to your friend Richard anymore? You used to be best friends. Son: I don't know mom, he's kinda a dick."
"My phone won't let me be depressed. It autocorrected :( to :)"
"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."
"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""
"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."