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Joke of the Day
"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."
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"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"
"That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it."
"Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."
"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......"
"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""
"Roasted beef is like regular beef except the cows family tells embarrassing stories about it, which are tough and tasteless."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... But I found out she was seeing someone else on the side."