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Joke of the Day
"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."
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"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they went forward they would fall into the boat."
"This tweet has been downloaded to your system and is now scanning your hard drive for copyrighted material. Stand by. SCANNING - 23%"
"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."
"What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth? GingINVITEus in!"
"What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"
"Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions? Not /r/movies."
"Why did Hitler fail math? He couldn't reach the final solution."
"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."