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Joke of the Day

"What stars go to jail? Shooting stars."

"The last time I saw my friend Peter he was counting. ""75, 76, 77..."" he said, as he began to walk away. I don't know what he's up to now."

"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""

"What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow"

"Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider"

"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."

"My wife went into labor this morning and I was excited until I saw that it's somebody's birthday on FB that I didn't like."

"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."

"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."