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Joke of the Day

"Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection."

"Where does Google and Apple get their weather information? The Cloud."

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."

"So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot!"

"How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea..."

"I'm 5'5"" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things."

"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"

"""If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*"

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"