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Joke of the Day

"How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea..."

"Have you heard that HPV had spread to birds? It has caused multiple cases of aviary cancer."

"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"

"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."

"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."

"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"If opposites attract than why do women with clothes on always run away from me?"

"""Wow, this relationship is really rocky. I bet a wedding and baby will solve everything!"" Women logic."

"Me: (from the back of the ambulance) CHANGE THE RADIO Medic: Sir you need to conserve your strength Me: I AM NOT DYING TO A COLDPLAY SONG"

"I'm already 14 yrs old Dad! why don'y you buy me a bra? Shut up Peter!"