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Joke of the Day

"Where does Google and Apple get their weather information? The Cloud."

"Too many kids don't know what it's like to enjoy a book the old-fashioned way (watching the movie version on VHS the night before a test)."

"What is a mummies favorite genre of music? Wrap"

"How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family"

"funniest joke i've ever heard. womens's rights."

"I had sex last night with a girl who had to be in control of every damn thing. It was my first time having anal sex."

"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea."

"The best part of waking up is still mystery to me."

"What is the difference between love and lust? Spiiting and swallowing."

"Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, ""What the hell is that?"", Sherlock responds, ""A lemon tree my dear Watson."""