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Joke of the Day
"I just apologized to my wife for something she did wrong. Marriage is fun."
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"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"
"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""
"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."
"I walked in the closet. I'm officially a straight man."
"I totally had gender with a girl. #thesaurus"
"Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?"
"I need a new ass Mine's cracked"