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Joke of the Day

"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"

"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."

"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out."

"A cook's apprentice is throwing copious amounts of herbs into the dish When the cook walks in and says ""STOP WASTING MY THYME"""

"Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? He had an arm like a baby's cock."

"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"

"OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES! RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!"

"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."

"So a Syrian refugee walks into a bar in Hungary. No, he doesn't."