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Joke of the Day
"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
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"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."
"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."
"I had so much sex... and I was so sexually drained, you could say I was fucking retarded."
"The Puritans were a bunch of stuck-up pricks. They had such a holier-than-thou attitude."
"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"
"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."
"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"