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Joke of the Day

"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."

"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."

"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."

"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"

"What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win."

"Why don't girls where skirts in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips."

"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"

"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."

"I tried to give myself a sex change operation but I couldn't pull it off."

"$50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history."