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Joke of the Day

"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"

"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."

"What's the difference in jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!"

"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."

"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"

"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"

"What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own? Toucan"