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Joke of the Day

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"

"The reason Santa is so Jolly? Is it because he knows where all the BAD girls live?"

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"

"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."

"Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it."

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"

"Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick in your mouth."

"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."