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Joke of the Day

"The creator of the Hokey Kokey died last week... The funeral was a nightmare... when putting him in the coffin, they put his left leg in... And that's when the trouble started."

"Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to murder."

"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"

"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."

"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."

"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."

"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."

"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"

"*sees a car with a ""how am i driving"" bumper sticker* *calls the phone number* ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel"

"What's the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair"