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Joke of the Day
"I just started my career as a shy rapist. It's touch and go."
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"When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie"
"A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids. Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?"
"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
"Can't sleep knowing there's a Toblerone in the mini bar."
"90's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."
"School says strangers are handing out lick on LSD tattoos. I told my kids not to worry, no one is giving out good shit like that for free"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 am this morning and said, ""Yo, I can't fcking sleep."" ""Well it's your lucky day,"" I said, ""I've got a party going on in here, come in."""
"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."
"I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat... But I just can't quit cold turkey!"