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Joke of the Day
"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
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"Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL."
"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."
"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"
"What do you call a hot Filipino? A Filipino."
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"
"Asked my wife if she would be my friend on FB again, she said no. She said my ""funny"" status updates are annoying. Therefore, I must conclude she loves me for my body..."
"My partner left me because of my pasta feeling fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now..."
"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."