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Joke of the Day
"90's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."
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"Little Old Lady Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"
"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"
"What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on? The Dark Knight Rises"
"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"
"The creator of the Hokey Kokey died last week... The funeral was a nightmare... when putting him in the coffin, they put his left leg in... And that's when the trouble started."
"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"
"Tower: Lufthansa 893 you're number one check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked they're all working."
"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip..."