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Joke of the Day
"I hate the lack of entertainment on westjet flights It's driving me bored-air-line crazy"
Next Joke
"*Secretly duct-tapes boomerang to the back of his car* Him: *Drives away* Me: *whispers* ""yeah, you'll be back."""
"Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did."
"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."
"You look like a before picture."
"A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!"
"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."
"Why was the haunted mansion self conscious? Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML."
"What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing?"
"What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti? A pastatute."