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Joke of the Day
"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."
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"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty"
"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
"My friend's boyfriend is an optometrist and a sadomasochist. She says he's a real sight for sore eyes even though he can be a pain in the ass."
"When you've got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face."
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"What does a stoner do to work out? Kush ups"
"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"
"You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise."
"If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?"